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Mathematical Jokes  bo198214  08/31/2007 Just found this one: [attachment=36] RE: Mathematical Jokes  quickfur  02/22/2008 "How unnatural"1. RE: Mathematical Jokes  bo198214  02/22/2008 quickfur Wrote:"How unnatural"1. *gg* So another one: Noah goes along its way and sees there two snakes. According to his mission he says to the snakes: "Go forth and multiply!" But the snakes replied "We can't, we are adders!" So it seems that there cant be done much about and Noah continues on its way. Another time he again crosses that place and what does he see?! The snakes were, ahm, multiplying by a log! "Golly gosh! Last time you told me that you were adders, how can it be that I see you here happily multiplying?" The snakes, shortly disrupting their activity, replied: "Oh, we are adders and can not multiply, but by log we can!" RE: Mathematical Jokes  bo198214  02/24/2008 Though not mathematical, but along the line: [attachment=253] [attachment=254] RE: Mathematical Jokes  quickfur  02/25/2008 I was thinking more along the lines of expanding the first joke to , where after i, pi, and 1 make their comments, 0 says "so much ado for nothing". I didn't think of anything funny for e to say, though. RE: Mathematical Jokes  bo198214  02/25/2008 quickfur Wrote:I didn't think of anything funny for e to say, though. Perhaps another joke for this topic: A differential operator is standing at a bar. There comes a function along. The operator says: "Hey, how about differentiating you?!". The function answers: "I dont care, I am !". (And in some versions the joke even continues as the differential operator says: "Haha, and I am !!!".) RE: Mathematical Jokes  GFR  02/26/2008 I was thinking of another one. Actually, it is the Gianfranco Euler Fundamental Theorem, which stipulates that: e^(2*Pi*i) = 0 In (other) words: "It is useless to raise an eye for doubling a pie, because the result is zero". Fair enough or, again: "Much ado about nothing". (William Quickfur) GFR RE: Mathematical Jokes  Matt D  11/18/2008 What did the category theorist do when his girlfriend came over? Functor. RE: Mathematical Jokes  Gottfried  10/29/2009 (from http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Inverse_20Factorial_20_27_3f_27) Quote:Inverse Factorial '?' RE: Mathematical Jokes  bo198214  10/29/2009 Wow what a great idea to set up this site 'halfbakery'; for all things you always wanted to improve, but for which the world is perhaps to bad to allow. 